Ugh! Are you staring at my ass!? What, do you think I’m hot or something? You just want a handjob don’t you. Fine! I’ll give you a handjob, but you’ll have to have my stinky feet right up in your face! If you’re lucky, maybe I’ll take off my smelly socks and get my sweaty wrinkled soles in your face!
I come home from the gym and catch you watching porn. But you’re so fat that your tiny dick hidden under all your fat can barely even get hard! I laugh at you and tell you you need to exercise with me. I do some jumping jacks for you to try and get you harder, but you still can’t get it up. Then I do squats and your dick only gets a little harder. I laugh and finally say you can jack off onto my tits if you promise to exercise with me tomorrow. You try but you can’t even shoot your load that far! I laugh, pick up my clothes. and leave.