So you want to hear about the first time I ever tried being a prostitute? Well let me tell you! I started out by using the last few dollars I had to buy the cheapest sluttiest outfit I could, then went out on the streets! It was so embarrassing! Even my friends saw me on the street and laughed at me! Then, later at night, a TON of guys at a bar used every hole I have in a back alley! It was crazy!