New Year, New Contests! Free to Enter!

Hey Satyrs!

Happy New Year! I’m bringing back contests this year and I have prizes for both members and non-members!

This contest is open from now to March 31st!

Non-Members: For those of you who are not paying members of my website¬† you can win a Fan Sign/Cock Rating! If you win I’ll message you, and you can send me over a dick pic to rate and I’ll send you back a fan sign with your name/username of choice and your rating!

Just for Satyrs: If you’re a paying member for any month during this contest you can enter my members-only contest and win a 10 minute personalized custom video! It’s a $400 value! Some stipulations apply, of course!

How to Enter:

Non-Members: Send me your Funniest Dick Pic! I want more like I have on my Wall of Dicks! You can comment it here, email it to me ( or Tweet it to me!
I’ll randomly pick one once the contest closes and message you the same way you sent the pic to me!

Members: All you have to do if you’re a paying member here any time during the contest, is to comment “I’m a loyal Satyr!” either here in the comments or in the comments on the post in my subreddit!¬†
If you win I’ll message you to ask your membership username to verify that you were a member during the contest window, and ask you what you want in your custom video!

Happy New Year, Satyrs! I think 2019 is going to be our best yet!


**Update April 1st:** Winners have been selected and contacted! Thank you so much to all who participated! Stay tuned for our next contest – coming this Sexy Satyrday April 6th!


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